We take gaming, drinking, and comedy seriously.

We take gaming, drinking, and comedy seriously.

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In the world of Crit Juice, only the strong survive. Well, the strong and Gralford. Through their adventures, the players can unlock different rewards that grant them renown, XP, or even items. Their progress is tracked below. Some achievements can only be unlocked once. Others may be awarded many times.

  • ACTION HERO: Be the first to use an Action Point.
       Unlocked by: Wolf (P2)  
  • BIPOLAR: Roll a natural one and twenty in a single encounter.
       Unlocked by: Wolf (E2
  • BLOODY MESS: Get bloodied three times in a single encounter.
       Unlocked by: Gralford (P3
  • DICK SPIRIT: Participate in Blazestone Boxing.
       Unlocked by: Gub (E16
  • ELEVEN:  Roll two ones, back to back.
       Unlocked by: Gralford (E3), Doc Keratin (E10, E17)
  • GERONIMO: Fall and take more than 3d10 damage. 
       Unlocked by: Dar'Jjeeki (P3), Gralford (E3 
  • HANDY: Make an attack with a found weapon.
       Unlocked by: Gub (E16
  • IHOP: Stack four status effects on a single enemy.
       Unlocked by: Gralford (P3
  • KLEPTO: Successfully steal something.
       Unlocked by: Dar'Jjeeki (P1
  • LOREMASTER: Recall (with detail) something from a previous session.
       Unlocked by: Dar'Jjeeki (E17
  • NEW POWER- UNLOCKED!: Create strong flavor text for an action your character performs.
       Unlocked by: Dar'Jjeeki (E19
  • PACIFIST: Miss every attack in an encounter.
       Unlocked by: Gralford (E5
  • POUNDED:  Have to finish a drink right after filling your drink.
       
    Unlocked by: Gub (E19), Dar'Jjeeki (E19), Arience (E20)
  • PUSHY: Push an enemy off an edge three times in a single encounter.
       Unlocked by: Gub (E4
  • SLOW AS MOLASSES: Roll a natural one on initiative.
       Unlocked by: Gub (E10) , Wolf (E10)
  • SO META: Best out-of-game reference using in-game mechanics.
       Unlocked by: Doc Keratin (E13), Arience (E20
  • SPEED LIMIT: Roll a natural 20 on Initiative.
       Unlocked by: Wolf (P2), Dar'Jjeeki (E1)
  • STAND YOUR GROUND: Take no move actions during an encounter. 
       Unlocked by: Arience (P2), Wolf (E2)
  • THERE YOU ARE, PETER: Have an excellent in-character moment.
       Unlocked by: Wolf (E17), Gub (E17, 22), Gralford (E21)
  • TRAITOR: Bloody an ally. 
       Unlocked by: Gralford (E7)   
  • TRUE LOVE:  Make a selfless demonstration of true love. 
       Unlocked by: Gub (E18)
  • 1 in 8000: Roll three natural twenties, back to back.
       Unlocked by: Doc (E23