EPISODE 053

There's never been a better time for the players to start a game buzzed on delicious ale! Arience had to make a hefty decision that will forever shape the history of Thunderblood, and now others find out that they'll have to make similar choices! The action is quick and intense as our heroes begin tackling the energy nodes of fate!  Brought to you by: King Harbor Brewing! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

EPISODE 052

There's no break in the action as our heroes attempt to escape the fey. No time for a full description, you guys have waited enough as is!   Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

EPISODE 051

Sure we're on a paradise island, but can we leave yet? We're drunk! Join the adventurers as they attempt to get of the Fey Isle!   Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, Matt Cook, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

EPISODE 050

The arch-fey of rot is dead, and now the five kings of the fey forest have gone berserk! It's up to our heroes to stop them in this, our 50th episode of CRIT JUICE! We want to sincerely and most humbly thank all of you. Those of you who have listened, tweeted, drank along with, hopped into a #pregame, rolled a dice and thought of us. Those who came to live events, or wrote disturbingly erotic fan fiction about our characters (... and sometimes us... ) to those of you who let us ride along with you on your commute, have submitted Crit Deck Cards, or doodled our characters on your player notes. Thank you, thank you, thank you. It's been a lot of fun, and we're excited to have you with us as we hit 50 episodes. From the warmest part of our heart, thank you. We really couldn't do this without you, and we love you. -All of us here at Crit Juice   Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, Matt Cook, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

EPISODE 049

We might just all be kings as our adventurers take on the Arch-Fey of Rot. The boys are back and this time, it's Dealer's Choice as they've each brought in some of their favorite beers. With The Federation of the Fey on its heels, it's up to our heroes to restore some semblance to the land of magic.   Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, Matt Cook, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

EPISODE 048

Our adventurers find themselves stuck with a gnome in the Bumbledark. Through caverns and tunnels, they'll have to find their way to the Gnome King. Will they be able to convince the gnomes to stop their enslavement of the Light Pixies, or will this be the blow-out fight that everyone has been waiting for!?!  (This episode brought to you by: MacLeod Ale!)  Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, Matt Cook, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

EPISODE 047

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience The Critmas spirit is upon us as the Crit Juice boys start the session heavily intoxicated from a #PREGAME #TEAMEXTREME where Wolf and Gralford went head to head. Now they must find a way to escape the Lich's Dungeon, but not before Gub grabs some toilet readings...   (This episode brought to you by: MacLeod Ale!)  Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, Matt Cook, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen     Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

EPISODE 046

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience We're not sure what we expected when we went into a lich's dungeon, but we're getting rolled. It could be the delicious beer, or it could be Doc's inability to heal. But this fight is INTENSE! Baston gets even more #swoll and Daniel Acker makes more puns than you'll know what to do with! (This episode brought to you by: MacLeod Ale!)   Special Guest: IVAN VAN NORMAN! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath DM'd By: David Crennen     Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

EPISODE 045

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience The group finds themselves back in the Lich's dungeon, but it reminds Gub of his prom. Will he be able to pull it together and get the job done, or will he slow dance the night away as the rest of the party perishes? (This episode brought to you by: MacLeod Ale!)   Special Guest: IVAN VAN NORMAN! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath DM'd By: David Crennen     Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

EPISODE 044

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience Z'hana takes us to the secret tavern to meet her friends, and things, as expected take a turn for the worse. Find out how why Gub has to apologize for a puppet show in this episode! (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen     Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

EPISODE 042

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience Gralford and Kridolf sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-(M-A-R-K?)-I-N-G!  Will these sorrow crossed lovers continue their tryst, or will their love be cut short by an evil lich that is rumored to haunt this town? All this and more in this week's episode of CRIT JUICE! (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen     Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

EPISODE 041

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience It's early morning, but that hasn't stopped us before! The boys gather for a round of early D&D, or as we like to call it, #MonstersAndMimosas. With an in-house bartender and special guest, 22 Jump Street's Jillian Bell, we hop right into the action, and see the return of everyone's favorite long-eared sorcerer, Dar'Jjeeki! (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen   Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

RECORD SESSION 012: PHOTOS

The Eternal Forest seems to hold the secrets to the Feywild, but our adventurers are not about to disappear! So with fresh character sheets, empty stomachs,  and a new recording setup, we launch into a very drunken Record Session 012 of Crit Juice! They somehow find their way through the Shadowfell and into 3 boats! But will they ever set their feet on solid ground again? With their gullets packed with Magic Hat Beer, will they even know!?!

 

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EPISODE 040

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience This will be the 40th episode of Crit Juice to grace your ears, and we've come such a long way. Arience, once prince now a king seeks to win the hand of a princess and the respect of his subjects. Wolf, once alone, finds himself part of a pack. And Gralford... still does the same amount of damage he did 39 episodes ago. But will the Shadowfell prove to be the Shadow-fall of our heroes? Only one way to find out... (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen   Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

EPISODE 039

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience In this episode, we find our adventurers sent on another quest by the elf,Il Muir. Will they blindly follow his lead, or will they branch out on their own as they edge closer to the Eternal Forest. Also, with Dar'Jjeeki obsessed with chomping on a blade of grass, will Arience make his move and finally say those three magic words? (Not "Casting Magic Missile) (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen   Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

EPISODE 038

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience We last left our adventurers in Lordan, the city on the edge of the Eternal Forest. Now we cut to the action, bringing you up to speed with a SHINY NEW EPISODE recorded only last week! With Dar'Jjeeki's Matt Cook landing a massive TV gig, will the Princess be meta-impressed, or will Arience's charms win her over?! Also what is #TEAMEXTREME?! (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen   Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

RECORD SESSION 011: PHOTOS

It's Arience's big day, but as per usual, nothing goes as planned. Not only is the coronation ceremony under attack, but Dar'Jjeeki also has the Princess in his sights, and his charisma is STACKED. We have delicious LA Aleworks ON TAP in our new recording space, the Frizzonss Garage.

 

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EPISODE 037

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience OKAY, it's a shorter episode, but we're SO BUSY! So enjoy a drunken slosh as our adventurers face a new foe! Plus, we learn all about Newton's law of Dwarven Physics! (This episode brought to you by: Los Angeles Ale Works!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen   Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

EPISODE 036

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience Without so much a bite of coronation cake, our heroes continue to fight for their right to party against a shifting ominous cloud and its cadre of phasedrakes. Now in the sweet spot of drunken oblivion, our players roll for the fate of their characters! Will they succeed, or will David's promise of character death prove true!? (This episode brought to you by: Los Angeles Ale Works!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen   Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!